Iggy Hop Hop is the bathroom Elf
living on the bathroom shelf.
He’ll try and take a shower with you
or sit behind you on the loo.
He’ll sing along with you in the bath.
Listen carefully you might hear him laugh.
He loves the bathroom smells.
In the soap, powder and oils he casts his spells.
Through splashing water and circulating steam
you might just see Iggy beam.
In the the warm towels he flexes,
preparing his never ready reflexes.
If you should shout
don’t expect Iggy to help you out.
Turn off the bathroom light
Iggy will be quiet all night
but in the morning
he’s ready, attuned to his calling.
He turns up the hot tap,
with glee watches you flap
and chuckes at the yells.
Taking great pleasure,
the measure
of the effective working of his spells.